Dear CrackBerry
Not BlackBerry… CrackBerry. Dear CrackBerry, You are the newest in a lengthening line of BlackBerry products to be elevated to the status of CrackBerry. See, I have come to the place I rely on you at a...
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This one is only for you. Dear M3 Readers, You make such a great difference in my life. You are faithful and keep me humble. The comments I find you have tacked to my posts when you share and the...
View ArticleDear Valentine
You know I hate Hallmark Day. Still… Dear Valentine, I need to introduce myself. Red Dwyer, how are you? I am suppressing my urge to answer “Alien” for you. Over the last few years, I have managed to...
View ArticleDear Water
The absolutely necessary ingredient for life. Dear Water, As I am resting in a tub of lukewarm you, I have to admit, the four hours I spent flicking my fins was obviously not enough. Enough of what?...
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